Friday, June 24, 2005

Land of the Dead

A movie about a post-apocalyptic world overrun with zombies? CHUNK 666 is so there.

Land of the Dead Rino

Of course, the downside of a zombie ride is that inevitably you all end up in the bathroom looking in the mirror putting on make-up on a Friday night. Gay space pirates indeed!

Afterwords, some of us "retired" to the Basement for a couple of brews. Megulon-5 started to look a little green after a few...

Zombie barflys

The real problem, though, is that blood is sticky.

Land of the Dead sticky

Monday, June 20, 2005

Some Hypotheses

1.
If you want to cause mischief, don't do it on a night 90% of the police department is on duty.

2.
If you want to cause mischief and 90% of the police dept. is on duty, at least don't do so a few blocks from a police garage.

3.
Hot metal is hot.

4.
Chain grease drys out your skin.

5.
If the police ask you what you're doing out at 1:00 a.m., tell him you're heading home because your bad knee is acting up.

6.
That rubbing noise is not a good sign.

7.
The maximum number of spokes that can break before a wheel collapses under the weight of the bike is somewhere between 2 and 6. Or when the fishmobile trys to hump your back wheel.

8.
Jumping choppers off of ramps has been and never will be a good idea.

9.
Steel wool, aflame, can burn skin.

10.
The ashy residue of fireworks exploding 3 feet in front of your face has the ability to somehow slip behind your safety goggles and leave a little burn mark.

11.
An acetylene torch is a handy lighter when its time for a smoke.

12.
A chopper can be riden for several miles without handlebars.

13.
Rugged. Mature. Responsible. These are the words that have nothing to do with CHUNK 666.

14.
For better or for worse, it will always break, and you'll always build another.

15.
Put a pickle on it.

16.
Steel is real.

Monday, June 6, 2005

The right bent


TESTIFY!!!!
Think like we’re trying to equip an army of cyclists of every size and shape to cross the salt flats, and that there are hordes of mutant trogs along the way that will kill a quarter of the people and fuck up an unknown number of bikes, so maybe we’ll have more bikes than people, maybe less. So, we want variety and redundancy.
Steel is real.

-the Megulon5.