Thursday, May 4, 2006

CHUNK 666 IRON CHEF!

IRON CHEF!!

CHUNK666 STYLE!!!!

MANY SECRET INGREDIENTS!!!!!!


Thud challenged professional fancypants local bicycle (the normal and boring kind) framemakers to BRING IT and build mutant bikes according to CHUNK steez. i.e., using the rusty, peed-on pile of scrap bikes out back & gaus-welding with coat-hangers. CHUNK also supplied super-secret hard-earned pile of SECRET INGREDIENTS like band-saw blade, ninja shuriken, railroad nuts&bolts and grilled onions.

Mega-poser Ira Ryan built self-styled "mini-cargo bike" using old folding bike which Megulon5 rocked back in the day in NYC and got called "whitey" on.

ira ryan = SUPER POSER!!!
WHAT'S he LOOKING AT!!? Obviously, he's a TOTAL FRAUD!!


Of course, the CHUNK 666 steez takes time to master, so there were some "problems"...


Rino laughs so hard at Ira's misfortune!! Everyone laughs!!


On closer inspection its revealed that cargo-bike indirect steering mechanism is merely tack-welded!! And he calls himself "fancypants professional"!!?

welding seen here = CRAP!!!
Parents, tell yr children: DON'T WELD LIKE THIS!!!


Suspect that Ira only pretending to build "chunk-style" mutantfun bike. Crappy welds suggest he planned all along to take his mail-order poser chunk bike home and finish the job with fancypants equipment!!

disembodied head of TIN-MAN is UNIMPRESSED!!

...meh...