Saturday, May 20, 2006

Face of Kloven Hoof Spotted in Fire!

I looked out window and saw smoke & glow of FOUR ALARM FIRE right down in heart and Soul of CHUD Alley!!

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I dashed out the door and LEPT onto into my choppers saddle and landed squarely on my right testicle!! AHH SUNUVABITCH!!! Wincing I rendevouzed w/ megulon-V and booked down to Water Ave and headed north to the fire. Hey!! The heavy sweaty odor of the Catacombs!! OUTSIDE!!! Riding past the old paper mill and FLASH! all the street-lites went out. I was trying to take picture of fire while riding one-hand & when power transformer blew I almost pummeled left teste too!! Close Call!

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Smells like catacombs...

Ditched the choppers and crossed UP tracks. Watched the fire & smoke & firemen. Saw a telephone pole collapse under its own weight as lower extremities burned out underneath it.

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We watched another pole burning in three separate places and saw the wires shake as it shifted weight from the flames and were waiting with great patience for it to fall but then the firemen extinguished it! Great sadness…

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C'mon, telephone poles! Burn down!!

Getting late and boring, I headed back while megulon decided to circle round for other angles. On way back Water Ave. swaddled in cloud of smoke & wondered: SHOULD GAS MASKS BE STANDARD CHUNK 666 GEAR??

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Water Ave swaddled in smoke.

Now, LOOK at the this plume of smoke, seen from the south! DO you recognize it? How can it be unmistakable?? ?

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Look familiar? Like face of lost friend?

Clearly, it is hoary visage of Kloven Hoof himself!! trying to reenter this plan of existenz!!

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Its like seeing double!!!

OPEN THE PORTAL and SEND HIM THROUGH!

OPEN THE POOOORRRTAAAAALLLLL & SEND HIM THROUGH !!

Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible!
Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible!
Almighty Klo-Ven-Hooooooooooof!
You are in-vince-i-buhhh-huhhhh-huhhh-ble!
Almighty Klo-Ven-Hooooooooooof!
You are in-vince-i-buhhh-huhhhh-huhhh-ble!
Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible!
Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible!
Almighty Klo-Ven-Hooooooooooof!
You are in-vince-i-buhhh-huhhhh-huhhh-ble!
Almighty Klo-Ven-Hooooooooooof!
You are in-vince-i-buhhh-huhhhh-huhhh-ble!
Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible!
Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible!
Almighty Klo-Ven-Hooooooooooof!
You are in-vince-i-buhhh-huhhhh-huhhh-ble!
Almighty Klo-Ven-Hooooooooooof!
You are in-vince-i-buhhh-huhhhh-huhhh-ble!
Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible!
Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible!
Almighty Klo-Ven-Hooooooooooof!
You are in-vince-i-buhhh-huhhhh-huhhh-ble!
Almighty Klo-Ven-Hooooooooooof!
You are in-vince-i-buhhh-huhhhh-huhhh-ble!
Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible!
Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible!
Almighty Klo-Ven-Hooooooooooof!
You are in-vince-i-buhhh-huhhhh-huhhh-ble!
Almighty Klo-Ven-Hooooooooooof!
You are in-vince-i-buhhh-huhhhh-huhhh-ble!

Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible !
Almighty Klovenhoof, you are invincible !

Almighty Klo-Ven-Hooooooooooof!

You are in-VINCE-i-buhhh-huhhhh-huhhh-ble!


ALMIGHTY KLO-VEN-HOOOOOOOOOOOF !
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YOU ARE IN-VINCE-I-BUHHH-HUHHH-HUHH-BLE !!!


-lyrical recollection assist by megulon-5 & spidey.